The pumpkins are carved. Your second or possibly third replenished supply of Halloween candy is safely locked away in the pantry. Somebody (we don’t know who) snapped up all the nasty candy corn. Now what to do about a costume to take those little candy beards around the neighborhood? You have to look legit. Might as well go with the classics. The quiz below will help you to bring out your inner monster.
Disclaimer: Your results are based on unverified and flimsy unscientific speculation. Any recognizable personality traits to actual monsters – living or undead – is merely coincidental. No monsters were harmed in the writing of this post.
Do you stand an impressive eight feet tall or are you willing to wear platform shoes? Are you overly fond of the name Herman? Do you get a little hot under the collar when you see fire? You are:
Does your skin burn easily? Are you a night owl who finds morning people delicious? Is “I Love The Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges your favorite 70’s song? You are:
Do you shuffle around the house moaning until you’ve had that second cup of coffee? Has anyone remarked your breath could part the Nile? Is your space constantly invaded by archeologists? You are:
Have you ever had a botched medical procedure? Do you love a good wild updo hairstyle? Have you ever hissed and bared your teeth when your partner got too clingy? You are:
Bride of Frankenstein
Do you ever have the frantic urge to itch behind your ear with your foot? Have you ever been caught howling at the moon? Has anyone given you a gift certificate for a total manscape? You are:
A new series from award winning Author, C.R. Richards: The epic tale of two men begins. The first – a man of honor trying desperately to turn his country from civil war. The other – a boy struggling to discover his destiny before agents of evil find him first.
Coveted by two ancient enemies of a long forgotten age, the continent of Andara holds the key to victory in an endless struggle for dominance. Eight hundred years have passed since the god-like Jalora struck a bargain with the first King of Valdeon. The Lion Ring, symbol of the covenant and conduit of power, gives its bearer incredible abilities. The ring’s borrowed magic protects the people of Andara from covetous evil, but there is a price. As with most predators, the Lion Ring must feed. Only the blood of the D’Antoiné family line will satisfy its hunger.
A rival for Andara’s treasures, the Sarcion has waited impatiently for its time upon the land. Whispers of treason in the right ear aid its treachery. The King of Valdeon mysteriously disappears, leaving his lands in danger of a civil war by the hand of a murderous usurper. His Lion Ring is lost and the covenant is broken. The Jalora’s power begins to seep away from the land. Evil’s foot hold grows stronger. Can the Lords of Valdeon, Sacred Guard of the covenant, stop the tides of war? Or will Andara fall into chaos? The future rests in the blood of a boy…
C.R. Richards is the award winning author of The Mutant Casebook Series. Her literary career began as a part-time columnist for a small entertainment newspaper. She wore several hats: food critic, entertainment reviewer and cranky editor. A lover of horror and dark fantasy stories, she enjoys telling tales of intrigue and adventure. Her most recent literary projects include the horror short story, Lost Man’s Parish and the newly released novel length dark fantasy thriller, Pariah. She is an active member of Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers and Horror Writers Association.
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