They’re coming, and they want your brains!
Be warned, Dear Reader. A pestilence is chewing its way toward your home town. The chilly fingers of October herald their coming. Summer gardens wither under their rotting feet. Look for them in the darkened skies of All Hallows’ Eve.
You can’t run. Their lumbering bodies will infest the streets, making it impossible to navigate toward the safety of open country. You’ve been warned. Be prepared to ward these Zombies off with brightly illuminated Jack O’ Lanterns and the “Good” chocolate.
What to do if you’re away from your fortress and surrounded? Prepare in advance. Learn from Master Zombie Hunters. Here is a list of essential Zombie Fighting Guides:
- Shaun of The Dead
- The Walking Dead
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
Be Positive. Be Happy. Be Well.Be Spooky. Be Gruesome. Be Goofy.